Disney has tendered an offer to buy Marvel. Fanboys claim the sky is falling. As usual they probably have no idea of what the hell they’re talking about. P.S. Dear Mouse Overlords, please hire me to write Deadpool.

Despite its endorsement by man-crush Wil Wheaton* I’ve avoided watching The Guild – Do You Wanna Date My Avatar video. Until tonight that is. Someone sent me the link, and by the time I realized what it was I decided to go ahead and watch it.
So, yeah… I honestly don’t see what the big fucking [...]

Which is actually a pretty unusual experience for me. I have socks on pretty much constantly, barring taking a shower, and when I do have them off I’m usually looking at the bottom of my foot rather than the top. So after staring absently at my feet for a while last night I was reminded [...]

First I’m going to start this post by saying I’m not going to link to the blog post that started this idiocy. If you haven’t read about it already feel free to google it, but I will drive no direct traffic to them.
That said, I just finished leaving a rather long comment about why people [...]

Devilishly handsome rat bastard Wil Wheaton is using his freakish interweb powers to pollute my dreams.