And on this we can agree. Because titties are nifty, or at least I’ve always thought so. However on every other possible subject, including their constant bullshit about cloning, “intelligent design for atheists” claims, and their veneration of Dokken roadies, Raelians should quit spanking it to Close Encounters of the Third Kind, seek psychological help [...]

Garfunkel & Oates. Riki “Garfunkel” Lindhome and Kate “Oates” Micucci amuse the shit out of me. Both of these women are incredibly talented, and have made me laugh on more than one occasion. Even things that actually amuse me don’t always manage to earn a laugh, yet they’ve managed to elicit several.
After finding out about [...]

Despite its endorsement by man-crush Wil Wheaton* I’ve avoided watching The Guild – Do You Wanna Date My Avatar video. Until tonight that is. Someone sent me the link, and by the time I realized what it was I decided to go ahead and watch it.
So, yeah… I honestly don’t see what the big fucking [...]

Which is actually a pretty unusual experience for me. I have socks on pretty much constantly, barring taking a shower, and when I do have them off I’m usually looking at the bottom of my foot rather than the top. So after staring absently at my feet for a while last night I was reminded [...]

But apparently I need to spend more time scouring the interweb as a hotel near Venice, that would be Italy and not California, heathens; the general region being known as the Veneto, but I didn’t want to leave any of the class behind struggling for dictionaries; recently had a bit of a boo-boo, and offered a [...]

First I’m going to start this post by saying I’m not going to link to the blog post that started this idiocy. If you haven’t read about it already feel free to google it, but I will drive no direct traffic to them.
That said, I just finished leaving a rather long comment about why people [...]

Actually I tied in a contest, but that doesn’t make for as catchy a title. The folks over at A.N.A. Comics hosted a “design a character” contest over on their forum. I was actually late to the party, but they let me sneak an entry in under the wire. So I came up with Doctor [...]